Terms

These terms apply to paybrittany.com (the "Site"), operated by Brittany$ ("we", "us"). By using the Site or making a payment, you agree to them. If you don't agree, don't pay. Honestly, that's the smart move anyway.

1. Parody and entertainment

The Site is parody and entertainment. It is a joke about paying for nothing, and you are in on it.

2. Brittany is not a real person

Brittany is a hot AF AI character. She is not a real person. Her name, images, and words are fictional and AI-generated. Any resemblance to a real person is coincidental.

3. You receive nothing of value

Payments buy nothing: no goods, no services, no content, no access, no investment, no equity, and no relationship. Your only receipt is an optional "Certificate of Nothing" image you can make for yourself. It has no value either.

4. All payments are final and non-refundable

Every payment, including one-time payments, subscription renewals, and wires, is final and non-refundable, except where applicable law requires otherwise. Before checkout you confirm that you understand this.

5. 18+ only

You must be at least 18, and of legal age where you live, to use the Site or pay. By paying, you confirm you are.

6. Monthly plans

• Monthly plans renew automatically every month at the price shown until you cancel.
• You can cancel anytime using the link in the receipt or membership email you got at checkout. You can also cancel from the account you checked out with.
• Canceling stops future charges. Past charges are not refunded.

7. Leaderboards and the Wall

If we show a leaderboard or "Wall", you appear anonymously by default (for example, "Anonymous Simp #0412"). A nickname is shown only if you choose one. Don't use your real name or anything offensive. We may remove or change any nickname, and we never show real names or emails.

8. No promise of contact or content

We don't promise any reply, message, call, meeting, photo, video, or other content, now or ever. Features marked "coming soon" may never launch.

9. No warranties

The Site is provided "as is" and "as available" with no warranties of any kind, express or implied. To the fullest extent allowed by law, our total liability for anything related to the Site is limited to the amount you paid in the 30 days before the claim.

10. Changes

We may update these terms. The date at the top shows the latest version, and continuing to use the Site means you accept it.

11. Contact

Questions? Email paybrittany@mail.grokbot.com.